Caillou is evil

I was talking on the phone with my friend and then a video tape crashed through my window. The crash was sooo scary that it made me piss coca cola in my pants. Anyway I grabbed the tape and I got coca cola all over my face for some reason. I put teh tape in my vcr player and when it started it played the caillou episode where he goes to the circus. But the theme song was backwards. I was so scared that my pants was dripping with elephant shit infused with my coca cola piss. In the next scene caillou wakes up and says omfg i need to go get dressed for the circus. He took off his clothes as i started to get an erection. But then something was shown that made me spit out my coca cola caillou was stabbing his dad with a shiv. I puked out coca cola as i started to destroy the vcr with a coca cola bottle. But then hyper realistic blood started spewing out of the broken vcr pieces. The house was flooding with the blood. Then Caillou swam out of the hyper realistic blood and he stabbed me to death as my blood flooded the hoouse more and then caillou blew up the house and the city and hpthe world started blowing up. After that the universe had its second big bang as the universe blows up amd starts spewing out coca cola and then a skeleton popped out.